Eating Durian Is Sickening,Court Case, Part 2

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Your Honor the High Jugde/Artist/Clown JoJo.

JoJo:"Ah Thankyou thats just too much~.
You maybe sitted.
Oh yes, now I remember.
Mr Belusky I'm short of RM100 of the money you gave me, ye know.
Well since this case is taking alot of time..
And Spongebob is almost about to start.
Let's flip a coin who ever wins, well wins!"



Belusky:" THAT NOT FAIR!!! ITS NOT RIGHT!!!"

JoJO:" WHO cares??? now sit down im the one sitting on the big chair not u~
Persecutor do you have any problems with that?"

Persecutor:" No your Honor"

JoJo:" Ahh what a fine man yes yes. Back to the flipping of the coin.
Head or tails Mr. Belusky?"

Belusky:" HEADS!"

JoJo:" Ok tails. Persecutor?"

Belusky:" WHAT!!! HEY OI YOU GOOD FOR NOTHIN *********************"

We will be right back to you after this messages~

JoJo:" Now Mr.Belusky dont you dare try that again or do you want another beating?"

Belusky:"....no.."

JoJo:"ok let's flip the coin!"

*flip,flip,flip,flip,flip,flip*

JoJo:" Oh the suspense could just kill me"

*flip flip flip*

*coin drops on floor*

JoJo:" woops sori i missed. Well its a heads. Persecutor you win.Mr.Belusky you lose"

Mr.Belusky:" AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Bangs head on cement*"

JoJo:" Aww dont be a sore loser. Well lets watch SpongerBob!!!!"





OHHH!!!! I LOVE THIS EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The End?

Eating Durian Is Sickening!!! Part 1

Todays Front News.

A case has been brought up upon the judges all the world.

That it is cannibalism to eat durians.

20 November 2007

Wednesday

Judge:

"Quiet! Quiet! OI!! I SAID QUIET !!!!THIS IS NOT A PASAR MALAM!!! * FIFTY RIGGIT FOR THAT MA'AM*

A Hem..

The court shall begin its session.

Ah i see the persecuter is early * very gud~*

And.... the defendent is late.."

Minutes Later

The defendent arrives.

Defendent:"Sori ah traffic jam MRR2 got car crash so had to take number plate down for 4D."

Judge:

" So.... you think you can get away without...

Giving the number to me too!!!!"

Defendent:" Oh sorry, yes its 4444"

Judge:

" Wah! My favourite numbers!!!!!!"

The court shall begin again.

Persecuter please proceed.

Persecuter:" Here I stand today! Showing that eating durians is cannibalism!
I shall bring my first witness.

Please step up"

Witness 'A':" I Saw EVERYTHING THAT MAN IS GUILTY!!!!"

Guard" Hold on man! Repeat after me.

I Witness 'A' shall tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth because I gave some money to this guard and the judge."

Judge:" And it was quite a lomsome too."

Back to witness 'A'

Witness'A':" I SAW EVERYTHING THAT MAN IS GUILTY!!!!! IT WAS HORRIBLE UPSPEAKABLE THE SIGHT WOULD KILL A MAN!!!!(*Oi Aren't you a man*)

THAT DOESNT MATTER!!!!!

I brought some picture with me so you may see them.

Here...

But wait for those who have heart conditions & and are pregnant

I suggest you leave this court.

But nvm mind its too late!!

*SILENCE*

OH !!!

MI!!!

GAWD!!!!!!

AHH MY EYES!!!!

NO!!! NO!!!!

HOW COULD HE!!!!

This is not all there is more..

He had too * tears a little*

he had too * cries even more*

Judge:"Hold your self together man. Just say it!"

HE HAD TO TURN IT INTO A BAG OF CHIPS

HERE!!!!!!!!

WHY!!!! WHY!!!!!.

Persecuter:" Thank you Witness 'A'. Judge and the juri that is all I have to say."

Jugde* wipes his tears*

Jugde:

"Next person that man there sitting down.. Whats his name... Oh yeah

the defendent.. FASTER COM LAR!"

Defendent:" I the defendent * BOOO HISSSS!!!!*

A' hem I the defendent* Throws tomatoes*

I THE DEFENDENT* The defendent throws a brick at that guy*

Will show you people that this man here is innocent.

I have evidence that a durian can be unspeakable!

Here your Honor..

Man from the back of the court: " HEY!!! ISNT THAT, THAT GUY FROM SOME TV SHOW!!!"

Defendent:" SHUT UP!!

Your Honor as you can see this man has been violated...

sadly by a DURIAN!!"

Jugde *slants the picture a little*

:" this looks like it has been photoshopped.

Why its has been badly photoshopped the person colored the durians and didnt stay in the lines.

Did he go to Kindagarden?"

Defendent:" Your Honor that is not the point my client is not guilty!"

Jugde:" Oh com'on the color doesnt even suit the guy!"

Defendent:" Jugde JOJO!!!! PLEASE PAY ATTENTION! I know you have been an artist & a clown but stick to the subject!!"

Jugde:" Hey yeah! You know I was a clown?

Last time clowning wasn't easy and all we had to

bla bla bla bla bla bla

bla

bla

bla

blabla

bla.............

50 mins later.

Oh look how time flies lets have a break!"

Defendent:" WHAT!!!!!! GOOD FOR NOTHING *************************!!!!!!!!!!!

Jugde:" Mr. Belusky did you remember to take your meds today?

And I don't think there is such a long swear word as that."

Defendent:" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Readers Let's Take A Break.

We will be right back after this messages.

The story will be adjured tomorrow.

Thank You.

So dont change the channel!

Chapter 2 , Revenge is Sweetter Than Durian

The death of Ali & Abu has caused Malaysia a great distress.

People from every important state such as Mua, Bentong, Segambut gathered.

Riots were everywhere complaining about ( What about the children????? Could this be no more DURIAN???? NOOOOOOOOOO~~~~~~~~*Faints*)

But one man stood up to this, and his name was Ah Long!

Ah Long:"Death of Ali & Abu has touched my right here(Pointing to some part of the body,where??)

I Ah Long will do something about this because I care about the people!!!(Yeah rite!)

So the people agreed and sent Ah Long into the wilderness and left him there only with what he was wearing*Nothing~~*

The jungle was quiet,too quiet for Ah Long.

Then suddenly...

A GROUP OF TRAVELING DURIANS SAW HIM (SFX* OH NO!~~~~)

Ah Long was afraid very afraid so...

He Just Stood There~ =)

So the durians caught him without moving a finger(if they have one)

Ah Long was unconsious....

Then he woke up finding himself wrapped with banana leaves and tied with strings.

Durian:"Hmmm I wonder what he would taste like Durian Mat"

Durian Mat:"Hmmm~ Yea~ I wonder whats inside Durian Amat?"

Durian Amat:" Yeah~ Lets cut him open and see whats inside mmmm~~~~"

Ah Long was shocked with what they said,so.....

He peed in his pants and fainted yet again.

(Soon it got dark)

Alone in the dark nothing but just Durian Mat,Ah Long, and Durian Amat.

Ah Long woke up and plead that it just a dream.

But life never fair so it wasn't a dream.(SFX* YAY!)

So he cried and cried and cried and cried that there was so much water that both durians drowned for they could not swim. (SFX* HUH!)

But too bad again for Ah Long that wasn't true also, it was just his fantasy.

He fantasized so much that...

in the end Durian Mat & Amat got to find out what was inside Ah Long....

(SFX* MMmmm~ Slippery... Oh Look At those organs!!!!! I think I'll put some on my pancakes)

The End Of Chapter 2

The Story, Chapter 1

Everything everyone has story of their own, even a durian.

The Durian Life.

It started like this...
Durians have thoughts of their own but sadly they can't express it.They can't show whether their happy,sad,angry,depressed, or liked to be eaten. And because they can't express it, their emotions grew. Hatred towards Malaysian( Durian:" those malaysian keep saying were very good to eat why don't they try to eat themselves.")
And to add on to that foreigners ( Durian:" aiyor and those Ah-mo-langs, think were smelly! TRY SMELLING YOURSELVES JERKS.")

Because of all this specism towards,humans the durians made a vow that they will have their vegence.

And soon they were given their chance...

One fine day, the durians were happily playin with themselves then suddenly..
(SFX* BUM BUM BUM!!!!!)
The Malaysians were passing by a saw them.
Hungrily and straving they went and ate them!!!!
(SFX* OH NO!!!!!!)
Other durians saw what happen and came to help, they flew like soaring eagles and aimmed down on their prey like tigers.
Then, they striked one by one durians started falling on those people!!!!!
(SFX* WHAM BAM BAM BAM!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!)
A man:" Abu u have to leave without me! SAVE YOURSELF!"
Abu:" I can't Ali...."
Ali:" Why not?"
Abu:" I had to cut of my legs!!!!!"
Ali:"NoooO!!!!!~~~~~"

And the durians had their great victory.
And the people of malaysia was devistated!!
(SFX* GASP!!!!!!! NOOOO!!!!! I CAN'T WATCH THIS!!!!!)

End Of Chapter 1